Is this band a joke?
Originally from Detroit Rock City, Korby has been singing all her life. Lead in all the musicals. Queen of the show choir. That girl.
That girl decided to move to NYC at 20 and work in the music biz...you know, to see how it worked. For when she decided to take the world by storm with her sassy vox.
Let this be a lesson kids...success apparently requires hard work and drive. Twenty years later, Korby didn't really even try. Was it laziness? Fear of failure? Fear of success? Who knows. She left the entertainment industry after 15 years to work in real estate, where she tried a little harder. She shacked up with a great guy. Got engaged. And then broke it off.
All of a sudden she woke up out of a seven year relationship and realized she was about to turn 40. She slowly started dating again...men her own age, older...."appropriate."
Men over 40 lacked the...stamina...she remembered. And her sex drive was suddenly off the charts. Like a teenage boy. What's a newly minted cougar to do?
She went for her first mammogram a week after her 40th birthday. When the tech asked if she was uncomfortable during the procedure, she joked her boobs see more action on a Tuesday. It turned out to be not so funny.
Korby's entire life as been leading up to this moment. Forty and fabulous. Forty and not giving a F*CK about the corporate suits that probably won't work with her anymore. Cancer can do that to you.
She's got new boobs and a new lease on life. It's time to rock...hard.
And that's no joke.